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【伍迪艾倫名言】 1、The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. 我和我老婆唯一一次同時(shí)獲得高潮是在法官簽署離婚文件時(shí) 。
2、The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. 欣賞和喜歡你擁有的東西 ， 而不是你沒(méi)有的東西 ， 你才能快樂(lè) 。
3、When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. 我被綁架后 ， 我父母立即采取行動(dòng)——他們把我的房間租了出去 。
4、You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. 如果你放棄所有讓你想活到一百歲的東西 ， 你就可以活到一百歲 。
5、免費(fèi)的性是最貴的
6、Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. 死亡是少數(shù)幾件只要躺下就能完成的事情之一 。
7、I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 我不怕死 ， 我只是不想在我死的時(shí)候在場(chǎng) 。
8、I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. 我并不相信有來(lái)生 ， 盡管我?guī)狭斯Q洗的內(nèi)衣褲 。
9、It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better ... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. 人似乎分為好人和壞人 。 好人睡得好一些 ， 而壞人似乎能更好地享受醒著的時(shí)間 。
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